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One Direction: You're insecure,
Dad: No, I am not.
One Direction: Don't know what for.
Dad: You don't know how to listen.
One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
Dad: Okay, thank you.
One Direction: Don't need make up.
Dad: I don't want any.
One Direction: To cover up.
Dad: I let it shine!
One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
Dad: It is, isn't it?
One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Dad: Please don't call me baby.
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
Dad: I don't know what?
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
Dad: No.
One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
Dad: Believe it then look away.
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
Dad: Oh God, not this again.
One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
One Direction: So c-come on!
Dad: No.
One Direction: You got it wrong.
Dad: No.
One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
Dad: Unnecessary.
One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
~CHORUSx2~
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
One Direction: na na na na na na
Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
One Direction: na na na na na na
Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Dad: Oh my god!
~CHORUS~:
One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
Dad: Yes I do.
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I do.
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I DO!
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: Never doubt it.
Me: Oh my God Dad!
Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
